Lunar Antics

Holiday Mathis
Sat, 28 Mar 2026 21:00:00 -0700
Lifestyle

The lunar antics issue a warning through an old paradox: The quest for justice can lead to injustice. Keep an open mind, don't be quick to condemn, wait for evidence and don't let certainty creep in. When people are convinced they are unquestionably right, they stop examining their blind spot. Justice requires fairness, and fairness requires self-scrutiny.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Life awakens a love that was already inside you. You might be tempted to give other people and circumstances the credit, but it's your perception and reaction that does much of the work. Love was always in you, and it always will be.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Your instructions weren't written on stone tablets. They are not meant to last thousands of years. In fact, if a better method is invented tomorrow, everyone will switch to that. So stay flexible, open-minded and discerning. Keep refining.
Updated: Sun Mar 29, 2026

The lunar antics issue a warning through an old paradox: The quest for justice can lead to injustice. Keep an open mind, don't be quick to condemn, wait for evidence and don't let certainty creep in. When people are convinced they are unquestionably right, they stop examining their blind spot. Justice requires fairness, and fairness requires self-scrutiny.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). Life awakens a love that was already inside you. You might be tempted to give other people and circumstances the credit, but it's your perception and reaction that does much of the work. Love was always in you, and it always will be.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Your instructions weren't written on stone tablets. They are not meant to last thousands of years. In fact, if a better method is invented tomorrow, everyone will switch to that. So stay flexible, open-minded and discerning. Keep refining.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). Friendship should not require a big performance from you. Choose friends who inspire a calmness in you and make you feel accepted for however you really are. After time together, you should feel fortified, not on edge or drained.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). Your thoughts need peace, quiet and room to stretch. Protect your space. Interruptions are more costly than they seem. To honor your process, take measures to prevent interruptions (especially from your phone) before you even begin your work.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). The kitten and the lion do the same moves to different effect. When the kitten prowls, pounces and swipes, no one runs. Today, there's something so nice about playing the part in a small, ineffectual way. It's all for fun.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). To really serve someone well, you'll find out the person's preferences and give full attention to meeting their needs. This kind of detailed work is a rare gift to offer, so don't be surprised if it makes an impression far beyond what you were aiming for.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Many people are thinking of their own scene without looking at how it affects those they interact with. But you're considering relationships from every angle, and because of this, you'll understand the opportunities and treasures on offer.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). The direct route is shorter today — too short, in fact. It will get boring fast. There are lovelier ways to go where you're going — ways you'll want to take time and again. A mission of discovery will be worth the experimental wandering.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). Cupid's arrow isn't just for Valentine's Day. You'll be struck in some small way. Perhaps this does not pertain to romantic love, but rather to a fascination, such as a project or goal that is so seemingly perfect for you that it magnetizes your heart.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). The right answers seem obvious to you, and there's no time to waste. It's a day for strong decisions. You can trust yourself. When you get right to the point, you make other people's lives easier, too.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). When people say things they don't mean and gloss over or neglect to mention the truth, that's just communication as usual. But so is reading between the lines. Today's discourse will be layered and deeply understood.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). The problem with selfishness isn't that it's inherently bad, but that it makes the world smaller to keep attention so close to the source. Today, you'll teach through your generosity, which has you walking in a big, colorful world and inspiring others to join you.

TODAY'S BIRTHDAY (March 29). Welcome to your Year of Yes, when one "yes" leads to another until your calendar looks like the life you hoped for. Sometimes you're giving the go-ahead, and other times you're daring to move forward, agreeing to teachers, offers and adventures. More highlights: A collaboration turns profitable. A relationship deepens through shared plans and laughter on the road. A purchase that once felt out of reach becomes practical. Leo and Gemini adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 4, 22, 31, 9 and 40.

CELEBRITY PROFILES: Beyond her busy acting and voice acting careers, comedic genius Amy Sedaris extends lifestyle advice ranging from design to hosting, crafting and cooking, family dynamics and even grieving. The well-rounded Aries with an unusually diverse astrological chart also recently partnered with another Amy — Amy's Kitchen. Sedaris and the organic food brand famously teamed up to give all the Amys in America a night off from cooking.